There were people camped out in the elevator with a table full of cupcakes (chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry), chocolate glaze, bowls of condoms, and nifty little fact sheets about valentines day. For free, no limit. I had like, five of them. My head hurts a little less now (I probably should have eaten more than just a biscuit today), which is nice.
They did not make me any less hateful, though.
I’m naming my wifi Billy KapLAN
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state...