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GOOD GOLLY I FINISHED THIS HAT! 

IN UNDER A WEEK!

AND IT FITS MY HEAD!! WHICH MEANS IT SHOULD FIT THE HEAD OF ITS’ FUTURE WEARER!! 

And I did not run out of the red yarn (though that was a serious concern of mine). I love the way the top turned out, and that it went by like a breeze. 

To quote The Paul “Holy shit, it looks like a hat you would buy!” Even my roommate was impressed with how good it looks. I’m so proud of myself for not messing up at all, and I can’t wait to give it to The Paul’s mom! I plan on making a few more of these for presents because they’re so quick and super cozy. 

Anonyme asked: In all fairness, your tits would look amazing in either dress. Or out of a dress/shirt/etc ~3o. But seriously though, while I really love the look of the red dress, considering you said the anniversary thingie is in November, the black dress would probably be the more practical choice in regards to shawl/cardigans. Though, is the top half transparent/see-through? It looks like it is in the image :S

Aww, why thank you! :3

Upon further inspection, the black dress is not see-through at the top. The lace is fully lined underneath. And it has a fully closed back (none of that open holey business). All votes seem to be for the black one so far! I think I worked enough overtime last weekend to be able to pay for it this Friday. 

And the good news is that since it isn’t a clearance dress, I will get free returns/exchanges should it not work out. But I’m hoping it does! 

gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

(Source : pdlcomics, via fredrickgideonweasley)

The Paul says I should be more proud of this than I am because it looks super nice. For my first attempt at this level of colorwork, I am pretty proud. I haven’t gotten lost in the chart once, and my tension is on point.

Also this yarn is super smooshy and soft and I wish I was keeping this for myself!!

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized
i was at Claire’s
it was just a pen

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized

i was at Claire’s

it was just a pen

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

(via squirtleyone)

Very important question here - which dress do I pick?

The Paul and I have our anniversary plans officially set. Tickets for the events bought, hotel reservations made (and paid for!), and now I just need something to wear for the Food Fight. 

I’ve never been to a charity event like this before, and the pictures from the previous years show people in what I guess is standard cocktail party attire. I love each of these dresses, but can’t really afford both of them. The black one is cool because I could totally wear a bra and have no problems, but the red one would make my tits look amazing. I love the side detail on the red one, but the black one would look nicer with a shawl/cardigan (and since it’s going to be in November, this is important).

So quick- which one do you all like best?

‘Men get raped and molested,’ should be a whole sentence. If you have to tack on the word ‘too,’ then you’re using the experience of male victims to silence females instead of giving them their own space.

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Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.

(via thebicker)

If the only time you talk about male rape survivors is when you are interrupting women and non-binary people talking about sexual assault statistics and their own experiences, don’t pretend you give a shit about male rape survivors.

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catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove A Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. 

Via Distractify

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New theme! New photo! 

My face still looks the same as it did three years ago. Whoops. 

Uuuugh

knittedorange:

All I want to do is knit a simple pair of toe up socks that won’t require me to follow a detailed pattern. I want something I can remember that isn’t plain or a rib stitch. 

Anyone know any? 

For the socks I made for the last knitswap, I used this pattern (but just the stitch pattern) and Liat-Gat’s basic toe-up sock pattern. 

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

I’ve been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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imaginethebutts:

the quickest way to get to my heart is tagging me in a post

(Source : earthdad, via crylerrjoseph)

bisexual-community:

bidyke:

lifeinthefreaklane:

I think straight people genuinely don’t know the meaning of the word “Gay”… 

No, I mean literally both readable signs in this picture say BISEXUAL and TRANS and straight people still go “gay and lesbian”.

*Beep**Beep**Beep* *Warning*Warning* This is a Total Bisexual + Transgender Erasure Alert *Beep**Beep**Beep* *Warning*Warning* 

bisexual-community:

bidyke:

lifeinthefreaklane:

I think straight people genuinely don’t know the meaning of the word “Gay”… 

No, I mean literally both readable signs in this picture say BISEXUAL and TRANS and straight people still go “gay and lesbian”.

*Beep**Beep**Beep* *Warning*Warning* This is a Total Bisexual + Transgender Erasure Alert *Beep**Beep**Beep* *Warning*Warning* 

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